Bronto Burgers & Ribs - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Roosters exist solely so people

Roosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it

Bold golden-yellow chunky sans-serif text below reads "THICCOLAS CAGE

White gothic text below reads "I'M A HUGE" above larger ornate lettering reading "METAL FAN" in a spiked death metal logo style

Poodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male

Calibrating emotional bandwidth on vintage analog equipment seems excessive until the needle pins at negative three and physically strains to go lower

Bronto Burgers & Ribs - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Roosters exist solely so peoplePrehistoric portions, caveman approved. This Bronto Burgers & Ribs design is a fan art tribute to the ultimate dino sized drive in mealso big, it might just tip over your car. Perfect for fans of vintage cartoons, classic TV nostalgia, and anyone who believes dinner should come with a forklift. Printed on our super soft 100% ring spun & combed cotton unisex tank top. We print & ship all of our high quality graphic tees in the USA.