Shady Rest Hotel - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Brown White sans-serif text below reads

White sans-serif text below reads "SAN MATEO

Smaller white text below reads "3 EAST 53RD ST

Distressed white block text reads "FA (LA)" followed by a superscript "8" in mathematical exponent notation

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Shady Rest Hotel - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Brown White sans-serif text below readsUncle Joe moving kinda slow is generous, considering the man turned avoiding responsibility into a competitive sport. Booking a room at the Shady Rest means accepting that the water tower doubles as the community pool. Inspired by Petticoat Junction. Part of our Retro Hotel collection, featuring the iconic locations of yesteryear. The Details: Golden tan line art depicts the Shady Rest Hotel water tower with wooden beams, a ladder, and a small sign