Aloha Beaches v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Leaving an unflushed yule log

Leaving an unflushed yule log is the most honest holiday tradition a man over 50 can offer

Williams Associates

Red text below reads "IN '28" alongside four red stars

Big hitter

representing a Connecticut city already steeped in collegiate tradition

Aloha Beaches v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL Leaving an unflushed yule logAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."