Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_mob Somewhere a bald eagle is

Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a single proud tear into a pint glass

We're going to go die of dysentery

with bold brown block lettering reading "RESEARCH TEAM" across the bottom

holding a bat over one shoulder

thriving through the 1960s and 1970s as a beloved destination for Continental dining

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_mob Somewhere a bald eagle isParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming