Hellhound Hallucinations red A special grip coating prevents

A special grip coating prevents slipping and bouncing

like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad

" she will turn you into a gecko

Whether you’re rollerskating

Active sunglasses that won’t slip or bounce no matter how hot things get

Hellhound Hallucinations red A special grip coating preventsWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.) Made for Bigger Noggins Wider