Professional Crop Duster - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Homer's hunger strike proved losing

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

a Class B club in the Interstate League named for the furniture trade that built the city

A white line art illustration depicts a low-profile mid-century commercial building with a parking area

Red hand-drawn text reads "CHICKEN BOY" across a banner held by a cartoon chicken-headed figure in a white apron and blue checkered pants

A beloved icon from the days when tech stores smelled like floppy disks and the internet made weird dialing sounds

Professional Crop Duster - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Homer's hunger strike proved losingCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.