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Swole Jesus doing bicep curls suggests the resurrection was just the ultimate rest day payoff

a beloved roadside figure that became a cultural landmark from the 1960s onward

Distressed white bold text reads "SCHOONER TUNA" across the top

A posterized illustration depicts the pizza delivery guy in a red t-shirt bearing a running figure logo and "Pizza Guy" text

Florida hangs off the bottom of America like the part of a haircut that refuses to acknowledge the decade changed

New Year Same Old - Unisex Sweatshirt fallbrook Swole Jesus doing bicep curlsResolutions are just socially acceptable lies people tell themselves while eating leftover Christmas cookies. The calendar changes but the human capacity for self deception remains impressively consistent year round. The Details: The words "NEW YEAR" are printed in a black, arched, sans serif font. Below that, the words "SAME OLD" appear in the same black font. A brown, stylized illustration of a poop emoji is centered at the bottom. Fit & Fabric: