Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Leaving out milk and cookies

Leaving out milk and cookies is basically catering for your own burglar

" flanked by palm trees against blue brush-stroke sky accents

Inspired by Jaws

vintage sitcom nostalgia

" Arched white text at bottom reads "BASEBALL

Ask Me - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Leaving out milk and cookiesAliens crossing millions of light years just to perform a rectal exam suggests the universe runs on the same healthcare system we do. At least they don't charge a copay. The Details: Bold white retro text reads "ASK ME ABOUT MY BUTTHOLE" above a gray flying saucer emitting a white tractor beam. A limp human silhouette floats upward into the beam, surrounded by green pine trees in a forest clearing. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring Spun