Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S wearing sneakers and swinging a

wearing sneakers and swinging a baseball bat in a batting stance

" A red diamond hazard symbol marked "FLAMMABLE LIQUID" sits between white text reading "SINCE 1985

tied to boardwalk summers and working-class pride

Captain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history

flanked by red and blue stars

Midwest The Land of Opes and Dreams - Women's T-Shirt Size:S wearing sneakers and swinging a"Ope" replaced an entire region's hopes and dreams, and honestly that tracks. Forty million people whose highest aspiration is successfully squeezing past you for the ranch dressing deserve their own fake tourism poster. The Details: Distressed pale gold serif text reads "MIDWEST" above a woodcut style pastoral illustration depicting rolling hills, a farmhouse, a barn, grazing cattle, a fence, scattered trees, and billowing clouds. Pale gold