I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit - Unisex T-Shirt elyria Built to evoke the romance

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I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit - Unisex T-Shirt elyria Built to evoke the romanceRephrasing a two word catchphrase into formal corporate English is the linguistic equivalent of wearing a three piece suit to a breakdancing competition. Quitting remains off the table pending a full legitimacy audit. The Details: Bold white rounded sans serif text, centered across multiple lines, reads "I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit." with selective capitalization on key words. Clean, minimal text only layout with no illustrations