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" and gold text reading "ADAMS COLLEGE · 1984" with "LAMBDA LAMBDA LAMBDA" below

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Straight distressed white text below reads "IT'S CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

Bold yellow text in a cinematic serif font below reads "MAY THE FORES BE WITH YOU

Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex Hoodie diner " and a tiled patioWizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile. Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable, and he looks thrilled about it. The Details: Bold white block text reads "SCIENCE" and "IS" flanking a cartoon wizard in a blue pointed hat and robe, with a long white beard, holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars. Large gradient teal to light blue