American As Apple Pie - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L " beside large red outlined

" beside large red outlined numerals "1877" at the base

a thirty-lane house that anchored the local league scene through the mid-twentieth century

it carried the simple promise printed on its door: where the nicest people bowl

White text reading "BRONX NY" and orange text reading "1984" appear at the bottom in a distressed spray-paint style

and now it needs an f-bomb escort like a prom date nobody's parents approved of

American As Apple Pie - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L " beside large red outlinedApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple