Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped

Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

Brushy white script reads "THE PINHEADS" over two overlapping inverted triangles in coral pink and light blue

Six messages deep is not money

Bob McKenzie announcing donut findings with forensic authority is peak Canadian commitment to zero-stakes investigation

Green tropical palm fronds fill the lower left corner

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-poppedVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.