Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL with "MOTOR HOTEL" in black

with "MOTOR HOTEL" in black sans-serif underneath

which is the most honest summary of that city ever

Squatting heavy is 90% leg drive and 10% praying your digestive system doesn't betray you in front of strangers

representing a city eager to claim its place in organized baseball

A vintage dresser

Uncle Rico - Over Them Mountains - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL with "MOTOR HOTEL" in blackThrowing a pigskin over them mountains is the foundational myth of a man whose entire resume lives in a camcorder. Uncle Rico peaked in a timeline that never existed, and he's still selling it. Inspired by Napoleon Dynamite. The Details: White bold text reads "Over Them" above gray mountain peaks with horizontal blue stripes and dark pine tree silhouettes. A distressed illustration of Uncle Rico in a blue jersey appears mid throw gripping a football.