Aloha Beaches v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Tesla died broke in a

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which is the most East Village thing ever

Arched white serif text reads "PADDLE FASTER" above a vintage woodcut-style white illustration of two figures in life vests paddling a canoe across water

Somewhere a drum set trembles

Bold distressed white block text reads "ALCATRAZ SWIM TEAM" below

Aloha Beaches v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:L Tesla died broke in aAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."