I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor zero handshakes

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White stippled dot patterns arranged in rectangular grid blocks flank the spine on both sides

" above bold "GAMBINI" in all caps

A white halftone portrait of Rick Astley with voluminous 1980s hair sits beside a checklist of unchecked items: "GIVE YOU UP

Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton for a soft

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor zero handshakesBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked