Sleighin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt south bend White cursive text reads "Cocktails"

White cursive text reads "Cocktails" beside white uppercase sans-serif text reading "RESTAURANT

Distressed white groovy hand-lettered text reads "it's not going to lick itself" arranged in stacked lines

Paperboys operating with Terminator-level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs

legless Cameroonian war veteran could bring to the table

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Sleighin' - Long Sleeve T-Shirt south bend White cursive text reads "Cocktails"Santa's arm throwing devil horns is the only honest holiday card, acknowledging that surviving December requires the same energy as a Slayer mosh pit. Spelling it with an E I G H is just plausible deniability for the office party. The Details: A hand throwing the devil horns gesture extends from a red cuff with distressed white fur trim, rendered in skin tone, red, white, and black ink with a weathered texture. Distressed white gothic style script